Squatch Shoes
30-Day Returns
Not the Bigfoot energy you were hoping for? Send them back within 30 days. Questions? Squatchshoes@gmail.com
Open-back slip-on slippers shaped like big, bare, hairy feet: toes, toenails and a tuft of fur on top. Basically, you but Bigfoot.
Orders arrive in 5-9 business days.
Yes. You can return them within 30 days. See our Returns page for how.
Birthdays, Father's Day, white elephant, stocking stuffers, Halloween. If someone in your life has dad energy, yes.
Email us at Squatchshoes@gmail.com.
Squatch Shoes
Why Dads Won't Take Them Off
Why Dads Won't Take Them Off
Instant Bigfoot Feet
Big toes, yellowed toenails and a proper tuft of fur. Your feet, upgraded to cryptid.
Slip-On, Open-Back
No laces, no heel to fight with. Slide in for the coffee run, slide out on the couch.
Built-In Punchline
Walk into the room and the joke tells itself. Kids scream, the group chat lights up.
A Gift That Gets a Reaction
White elephant, birthdays, Father's Day, stockings. The one they actually remember.
PERFECT FOR
- 🎁 White Elephant Gifts
- 👨👧 Peak Dad Jokes
- 🎃 Instant Halloween Costume
- ☕ Morning Coffee Runs
- 🎄 Stocking Stuffers
Squatch vs.Regular Slippers
One of these is a pair of slippers. The other is a personality.
Squatch vs.Regular Slippers
One of these is a pair of slippers. The other is a personality.
Squatch Shoes
Certified Hairy
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Regular Slippers
Boring
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Hairy toes included
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Makes the kids scream (the good kind)
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Slip-on, open-back design
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Instant family group-chat photo
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30-Day Returns
We want your Squatch Shoes to get a laugh every time. If they're not for you, return them within 30 days. Email Squatchshoes@gmail.com and we'll walk you through it.
GET YOURS
30-Day Returns
We want your Squatch Shoes to get a laugh every time. If they're not for you, return them within 30 days. Email Squatchshoes@gmail.com and we'll walk you through it.
GET YOURS
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers about orders, shipping and returns.
Pick 1, 2 or 3 pairs above, hit Add to cart and check out. You'll get an order confirmation by email.
All the payment options available are shown at checkout.
Orders arrive in 5-9 business days.
You can return your order within 30 days. Email Squatchshoes@gmail.com to start a return. Full details on our Returns page.
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